bwineylion's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You Lovely Lovers]

I can't even... It started off so cute for the first few seconds. Then it devolved into something so horrifically disturbing I don't have words for it. Despite the nightmares I'm gonna have tonight, the animation was really smooth and I could tell a lot of work went into this video. There's some real talent here.

[LOL Pool party]

Squee! Gnar is soooo cute! I want to hug him <3

Very nice fan-service. Although it consists of a lot of boobies, I'd argue that the theme lets them enhance the plot rather than detracting too much. It isn't exactly a new premise, (men wanting women and women wanting to hug cute animals) but I like the League spin on it and the animation/sounds were nice.

[Captain Tardigrade]

(I tried to put 5 stars but my keyboard doesn't work and my mouse is non-existent. If I didn't have a touch screen I wouldn't be able to do anything on my laptop.) Anyways, great animation and super funny plot! Captain Tardigrade's apathetic attitude towards others is somehow hilarious. Although maybe it's a coping mechanism for not getting too close to someone who isn't borderline indestructible. I might be over-analyzing that. Anyways, the idea is great, especially since tardigrades have gone into space. I've always loved water bears, even if nobody else seemed to. I happen to think they're adorable, but I also think that about the tongue eating louse, so my thoughts on cuteness may be a bit off.

[NARWHAL]

That narwhal obliterated three laser sharks like it was nothing! It feels like an understatement to say they beat them polar bears in a fight. Way to go, Narwhales Rule!

[Sputtery]

Other than the extremely short length, I like it. The voice acting and art is just right for creating an open situation. The dude might be either an extremely disturbing psychopath who actually amputates the feet of babies and replaces them with various species of lizards, or just a guy with a weird sense of humor who doesn't conduct sickening reptile/human experiments in reality. With just 6 seconds, perhaps we'll never know.

[The Man Who Won't Rhyme]

Amazing animation, art, and story! I can't find anything bad in it. I really don't understand why some people hate gay people. And I really, really don't understand how people could murder that poor guy just because he was different. There need to be more flashes like this. They give the serious message of intolerance in a clear and understandable context. Maybe if more people saw it, the world would open its mind just a little bit more.

[BLISS]

At first I thought the movie would just be another one of those cutesy fluff-fests, but after the first creature's awakening, everything darkened. The adorable world of deceit crumbled into something undeniably cruel. Perhaps your flash is about the control factor of government. Maybe it's simply there to remind us to question authority and think for ourselves. Either way, it was absolutely brilliant!

[Knife To Meat You]

Why isn't the butcher wearing any pants?

HugoVRB responds:

Cow ate them.

[Scooby gets high (Parody)]

Remember kids, smoking weed makes your head explode (and it's also bad for you).

[should i continue that]

The only thing about stickfights that could be a problem, is unoriginality. However, you are doing quite well at the animation part so you could totaly get frontpaged if you made it different than the normal stickfight.

zorzaanimator responds:

thx for the 4 stars